Downhill from spiritualism with low frequencies

What a fancy title for bitching!!  I hope this allows me to vent and forget it all.

I figured I would do this before I get in the car with Ashley, get drunk, and she punches me and/or tries to drown me.

Speaking of, that bitch is always trying to punch me...what a best friend.

Anyway.

I want a fucking kitten!  I want to leave work NOW.  I want people on Facebook to SHUT THE FUCK ABOUT about their children.  And while they're at it, stop posting pictures of their food.  I want a vacation.  To Denmark.  I want to move out of this country.  I want to kick someone, really, really hard.  I want to never have to hear the song "Call me, maybe" EVER AGAIN.  Speaking of kicking, I would kick that bitch in the crotch.  I want to never have to wear pants.  I want my uncle to apologize to me for being a dickhead.  I want people to not be so dumb.  I want to have control over my emotions instead of letting insanity control me.  I want to strangle my brother for being useless.  And my parents for allowing it.  I want to punch Chris in the crotch for being a dumbass and ruining my week.  I would LOVE to stab someone with a stiletto. 

I'm leaving now.  Early.  BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN.